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"Why does it always have to represent something?"
Tags:meeting, meetings, presentation, presentations, boardroom, boardrooms, meeting room, meeting rooms, business, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, presenter, presenters, chart, charts, graph, graphs, statistics, numbers, line, lines, pointless, useless, meaningless, art, modern art, abstract, artistic, represent, representation, representative, office, offices, office life, executive, executives
"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."
'Although nothing newsworthy happened today, we will give you meaningless chatter, with the same enthusiasm we reserve for breaking news.'
"What is this endless series of meaningless experiences trying to teach me?"
"Trust me, David, he meant nothing - it was just a training marriage."
Tags:relationships, marriage, dating, modern life, divorce, divorce culture, split up, splits up, splitting up, first marriage, first marriages, second marriage, second marriages, secret, secrets, hidden secret, hidden secrets, meaningless, meaningless, secret, secrets, second family, second families, second life, second lives, mankoff
"It's meaningless, lady, believe me—I painted it."
Tags:irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self portrait, portrait, portraiture, high society, retraced, backtrack, lost, wander, wandering, abstract, minimal, minimalist, taste, tastes, meaning, meaningless, pretentious, pretentiously
"Hi, I'm Ed Stark and I'm running for Congress."
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, candidate, candidates, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, political campaign, political campaigns, election campaign, election campaigns, vote, votes, voter, voters, congress, house of representatives, senate, senator, senators, representative, representatives, congressman, congressmen, campaigning, death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, memorial service, memorial services, memorial, memorials, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, pointless, meaningless, inappropriate, bad timing
"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."
Tags:working-at-home, working at home, work at home, work-at-home, work from home, work-from-home, working-from-home, working from home, hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog vendor, hot dog vendors, street food, hot dog cart, hot dog carts, food stand, food stands, food cart, food carts, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, work, job, jobs, career, careers, agreement, agreements, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, conflict, conflicts, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living, modern life, pointless, useless, absurd, senseless, meaningless, ineffective, bad business decision, bad business decisions, bad for business
"Oooh—dollar in the swear-jar, captain!"
Tags:ocean, sea, stranded, stuck, trapped, survivor, survivors, shipwrecked, lifeboat, lifeboats, dinghy, raft, rafts, boat, boats, sailor, sailors, captain, captains, crew, crewman, crewmen, swearing, cursing, inappropriate language, language, swear jar, swear-jar, money, finances, dollar, dollars, punishments, meaningless, pointless, hopeless
"It doesn't always mean something. Sometimes it's just howling."
"What's your secret?"
Tags:secret, secrets, keeping a secret, confidential, confidential matter, ramble, rambling, rambled, rambles, meaningless word, meaningless words, meaningless, chatter, meaningless chatter, transgression, transgressions, disobedience, abuse, abusive, abuse of power, unethical, violation, immoral, ruining, wicked, mean, pick on, bully, bullying, bullies, bullied, job, jobs, boss, management, manager, managers, hr, h.r., human resources, success, step on, climb the ladder, corporate hierarchy, social hierarchy, corporate ladder, social ladder
Tags:park, parks, picnic, picnics, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, partner, partners, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, romance, romantic, unromantic, technology, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, cloud, clouds, cloud watching, cloud gazing, pointless, meaningless, nature, outdoors, ignoring, millennial, millennials, modern life
"You never do anything you say you'll do! I swear, sometimes I think your moos are meaningless."
Tags:moo, moos, mooing, word, words, meaningless, promise, promises, false promise, false promises, promising, husband, husbands, ne'er do well, ne'er do wells, meaninglessness, layabout, layabouts, lazy, cow, cows, cattle, ignore, ignores, ignoring, not listening, wife, wives, words are meaningless, action, actions
"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"
Tags:cliche, cliches, jargon, business jargon, meaningless, mission statement, mission statements, business-speak, empty promises, empty promise, image, public image, pr, advertise, advertisement, marketing, marketing ploy, meeting, meetings, make-over, business make-over, corporation make-over, phony, superficial, fraudulent, deceptive, strategy, strategic, unprincipled, dishonest, insincere, untrustworthy, unethical, ethics, principles
Nihilist Dating Agency - for people with nothing in common.
"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."
Man standing on a desert island; a missing person poster featuring his face is posted on the tree behind him
Tags:island, islands, desert island, desert islands, stranded, castaway, castaways, shipwrecked, lonely, alone, lost, missing, lost poster, lost posters, missing poster, missing posters, missing person, missing person ad, missing person ads, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, poster, posters, pointless, meaningless, fruitless, useless, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, tree, trees
"As he looked around Jeremy could not help but feel he was the only one without a porpoise in life."
"The results are meaningless, but it gets the animal-rights people off our backs."
'It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.'
"Recalculating ... recalculating ..."
Tags:animal, animals, rat, rats, lab rat, lab rats, mice, mouse, scientific research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, animal testing, maze, mazes, labyrinth, labyrinths, directions, gps, global positioning system, global positioning systems, navigation system, navigation systems, recalculating, lost, confused, unhelpful, meaningless, worthless, route, routes, driving, driver, drivers, transportation
"You've reached the Mumbo Department. Hold please while I transfer you to Jumbo."
'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'
"Mind if I change melons?"
Tags:melon, melons, fruit, fruits, channel, channels, boring, bored, changing channel, gormless, blank, empty, meaningless, pointless, waste, wasting time, marriage, couple, couples, marries, marriages, leisure, relax, relaxing, watch, watching, tv, t.v., television, televisions, telly, tellies, program, programmes, channel, channels, sloth, lazy, uninteresting
'According to our research 56% of the 34% of people responded to the 48% of questionnaires sent out thought the statistics were meaningless.'