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'You do realise this means 2000 years of Christmas records.'
"It's the most wonderful time of the year."
"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
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Hollywood Talent: 'Sorry, kid, but there's a dog in China who will bark 'Jingle bells' for a third what we pay you!'
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"Open wide and say, Fa La La Ahhh."
'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'
When the local shopping centre started playing Christmas music, Arthur spotted a gap in the market...
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"We're seeing a lot of this these days...try keeping him out of shops playing Jingly Christmas music."
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"Sorry, no....apparently, being forced to listen Jingly Jangly Christmas music while shopping doesn't violate your human rights..."
Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...
"Sire, your true love has run off with one of the 10 Lords-a-leaping."
A Partridge in a Pear Tree
"When the local shopping centre started playing Christmas music, Arthur spotted a gap in the market..."
"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, Carol!"
Musical Christmas Tree
Santa Claus leaking musical notes.
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Cheap Christmas Carolers
Human Cull: Managers of stores who play Christmas carols on an endless loop.
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"What were those songs you were singing?"
"I think it's a psychological experiment to see how long it takes to lose your sanity listening to Christmas Carols all day long..."
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"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."
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