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"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop."
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"How come you never want to spend time with my friends during our conjugal visits?"
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"I can't stand these fantastic magazine stories in which lawyers get sent to jail."
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Man In Top Hat And Tails Begins To Break Out Of Prison
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"I found your contact lens."
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"I told you we should've taken a right about 100 feet back."
"Keeping track of how long you've been here?"
Prisoner making hash marks all over his cell and his cellmate.
"It's a G.P.S. tracker. Apparently, I'm considered a 'flight risk'."
'What can you whip up real quick? We're eating on the run today.'
Parole Board: ' I really want this parole...I'll do anything for it...Do you want anybody rubbed out?'
'I had to throw all those cakes you've been sending because you keep leaving sharp implements in them.'
"We're not jailbirds, Edward. We're birds who happen to be in jail. There's a big difference."
'Escaped dog from his leash?! No dog has ever escaped from their leash on Alcatraz!'
"I'm just here for the dental."
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'Have I failed so as a mother, Robert?'
'Do you think he likes his new home?'
'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'
'I got fifteen years for something I didn't do...I didn't run fast enough!'
'The first thing I'm going to do when I get out of here is buy a brand new studebaker.'
'Let it go, man. I really don't think your ex expects you to break out to attend her wedding. I think she's moved on.'
'Even I thought this one would show up. Wasn't it a condition of his bail?'
"So, what are you doing these days, Son?"
'Gee, I've never had a pen pal before.'
"....and by taking in a lodger the police won't be suspicious about how I can suddenly afford to throw champagne parties on the yacht!"
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