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'Cock a doodle don't.'
A sweet and tender kiss
"I'm beginning to see signs of the recovery everywhere."
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"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."
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"Take the deductions but have good underlying documentation."
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"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."
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"I'm leaving you for a cracker."
"It's a symbiotic relationship. I feed him seeds and berries, and he pecks out the eyes of my enemies."
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"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."
"You can have this on cheap. He's a little stir-crazy."
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"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."
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"You used to start off each day with a song."
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"I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him."
'Do you speak English?'
"First, Polly want an appetizer, some hors d'oeuvres, and a cocktail."
"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."
Take Your Pills!
"I was reading that."
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'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'
'I know I sound like a silly little child - You taught me how to speak.'
'Whoever said 'Free As A Bird' didn't know a thing.'
The nuclear physicist's duck.
"May I speak freely?"
"It's a G.P.S. tracker. Apparently, I'm considered a 'flight risk'."