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A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
Tags:bat, bats, pizza, pizzas, pizza parlor, pizza parlors, pizzeria, pizzerias, upside-down, inverted, invert, inverts, dough, bake, bakes, baking, baker, bakers, bread, breads, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, gravity, physics, roost, roosts, roosting, italian, italian food, italian foods, biology, biologist, biologists, design flaw, design flaws, unforeseen consequence, unforeseen consequences
"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."
Tags:chicken, chickens, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, roost, roosting, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputescouple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships
"It`s the special branch."
"You know...you're right. This is much better than hanging."
"Hopkins deserves to be fired, but we can't touch him since that endangered piping plover began roosting in his office.'
Tags:fire, fired, dismissed, incompetent, incompetent employee, poor performer, poor performers, endangered species, endangered, bird, birds, piping plover, piping plovers, plover, plovers, nest, nesting, roost, roosting, habitat, habitats, protected, protected species, office, offices, bird watcher, bird watchers, bird watching, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching
"I've come home, but not necessarily to roost."
"Me, I don't have problems with my teenage daughter going out at night: thank goodness for the roosting instinct..."
Tags:teenage, teenager, teen-age, teen-ager, teen-agers, going out at night, go out at night, goes out at night, night owl, night owls, daughter, daughters, out all night, roost, roosts, roosting, instinct, instincts, instinctive behavior, instinctive behaviors, instinctive behaviour, instinctive behaviours, chicken, chickens, staying out, out late
Tags:pet birds, pets, pet, pet bird, bird, budgie, budgies, cockatiels, bird brain, bird brains, bird brained, brain size, brain sizes, intellect, intellects, feather brained, feather brain, feather brains, pet, pets, intelligence, insult, insults, dumb, dumbness, birds, animals, cockatiel, bird cage, roost, bird talk
Homeless - No home to go to to roost, please help!
Tags:hen, hens, rooster, roosters, chick, chicks, chicken, chickens, roost, roosting, homeless, homelessness, street person, street people, tramp, tramps, vagrant, vagrants, beggar, beggars, begging, homeless person, homeless people, poverty, social problem, poultry farm, henhouse, hen house, hen-house, hen-house
'I had a terrible day. My chickens came home to roost and I fried them.'
'Good, they have a matinee session: We'll be home in time to roost...'
'I am not a battery hen...I am not a battery hen...I am not...'
'Freerange is all well and good, but just try to find a place to roost!'
'Forget it, I'm not good at parallel parking.'
'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'
'Forget about going home to roost, I say let's live a little and party!'
'Forget it! I came home to roost and that's it!'
'I wish I could travel too, but it's impossible when you need to come home to roost every night...'
'Our eggs should stay nice and warm in the hot sand: Let's go for a swim...'
'George, I need a better home to come and roost in at night...'
'Oh boy, is that the time? I need to go home to roost...'
"Don't you love to watch the starlings roosting in the evening light?"
'looks like the chickens have come home to roost'
'I think we found one of those much-used turkey roosting sites.'