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Road that goes off a cliff with a sign stating "We regret the error".
Tags:sign, signs, road signs, road signs, signage, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, road, roads, dead end, dead ends, dead-end, dead-end, cliff, cliffs, fall, falls, falling, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, dangerous, risky, regret, regrets, correction, corrections, too late, apology, apologies, apologizing, apologising, transportation
"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, punctuation, grammar, correcting, correction, corrections, life lesson, life lessons, kids, kid, child, children, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, youth, teen, teens, teenager, marking, grading, homework, assignment, assignments, paper, papers, essay, essays, report, reports, project, projects, future, advice, advising
"And another thing, Beckton, I don't recall ever saying, 'Correct me if I'm wrong.' "
Succumbing to pressure from players and fans, the home plate umpire agrees to undergo on-the-spot Lasik eye surgery.
"Here they come!"
Tags:prank, bucket of water, pranks, death penalty, death, dead, died, dying, sentenced to death, electric chair, electrocuted, electrocution, electricity, police, policemen, guards, prison, prisons, jail, locked up, corrections, correctional officer, police officer, police officers, justice system, giddy, excited, twisted, twisted pleasures, guilty pleasure, guilty, found guilty
"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"
Tags:pacific rim, perspective, perspectives, perspective shift, perspective shifts, correction, corrections, correcting, geography, geographer, geographers, geography teacher, geography teachers, change of perspective, changes of perspective, round, world, earth, sphere, spheres, arrogance, arrogant, incorrect, pacific, pacific ocean
Republicans & Constitution
Tags:political party, political parties, american politics, republican, republicans, republican party, gop, constitution, american constitution, we the people, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, correction, corrections, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, correcting, changing, politics, government, american government
"And now a correction: Portions of last night's story on diving mules which were read with an air of ironic detachment should actually have been presented with earnest concern."
Tags:correction, corrections, redaction, redactions, redacted, take back, takes back, taking back, detached, detachment, ironic, irony, modern life, modern attitude, modern attitudes, anchorman, anchormen, hipster, hipsters, earnest, earnestness, tragedy, tragedies, cope, copes, coping, coping mechanism, coping mechanisms, diving mule, diving mules
"Chaucer on lyne thrie."
"The human being can survive for three weeks without food, and three seconds without correcting someone's grammar."
"No - Einstein was the scientist. You're thinking of Einstein's Monster."
"Can't you just say 'Scarlatti' instead of "Scarlatti, of course'?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, correcting, correction, corrections, rude, impolite, bad manners, scarlatti, composer, composers, music, baroque, classical, impatient, impatience, know-it-all, snob, snobs
"Don't worry, we'll have you straightened out in no time."
Tags:osteopath, chiropracter, bone cruncher, back problems, rounded shoulders, cellphone, social media, doctor, keyboard warrior, straightened out, slump, slumps, slumping, bad posture, posture, correction, corrections, correct, phone, phones, text, texts, texting, texter, texters, addict, addicts, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, mobile, mobiles
"Twenty years ago I was cleaning this cell and someone locked the door behind me. I'm a janitor here. They still don't believe me."
Tags:jail, jails, prisons, prisoners, jail, jails, cell, cells, convict, convicts, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, prison, prisoner, penitentiary, incarceration, corrections, corrections facility, jail cell, janitor, janitors, cleaner, cleaners, mistake, error, wrongly imprisoned, wrongly incarcerated
Yesterday in this space I predicted that the world would come to an end. It did not, however. I regret any inconvenience this may have caused.
Tags:correction, corrections, issue a correction, issuing a correction, prediction, predictions, doomsayer, doomsayers, doom, end of the world, apocalypse, apocalyptic, accountability, accountable, held accountable, wrong, incorrect, guess, guesses, guessing, placard, vagrant, vagrants, crazy person, crazy people
"Your eyes do need correcting, but we are going to have to go with contacts!"
Tags:shark, sharks, hammerhead, hammerheads, eye, eyes, eyesight, optician, opticians, contact, contacts, contact lens, contact lenses, lens, lenses, blind, blindness, sight, see, sees, seeing, saw, prescribe, prescribes, prescription, prescriptions, correcting, correction, corrections, glasses, spectacles, eye test, eye tests, vision
"I found your contact lens."
Tags:prison, prisons, jails, penitentiaries, correctional facilities, lockups, incarcerations, prison break, prison breaks, jail, penitentiary, corrections, correctional facility, lockup, incarceration, inmate, jail bird, prisoner, escape, break out, breaking out, jailbird, jailbirds, jail birds, contact lens, contact, contacts, eyesight
"Writing is... rewriting."
"His mood is pegged to the dollar."
Tags:mood, moods, emotion, emotions, bad mood, bad moods, currency, currencies, currency trading, currency trader, currency market, financial, financials, finance, dollar, dollars, us dollar, fluctuate, fluctuation, financial market, financial markets, trader, day trader, day trading, day traders, investing, investor, investments, foreign exchange, forex, market, markets, correction, corrections, bad mood, bad moods, broker, brokers, stock broker, stockbroker, stockbrokers, foul mood
'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'
'I stand corrected.'
Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.
"Must you blue-pencil everything I say?"
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, married, married life, marriage, couple, couples, married couple, edit, editing, editting, copy-edit, copy-editing, copy-editting, blue pencil, blue-pencil, correct, correcting, correction, corrections, patronize, patronise, patronizing, patronising
'That new guy sure is hang-offish.'
Tags:skywriting, skywriter, skywriters, clouds, cloud, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, grammar, punctuation, correction, corrections, correcting, red, teacher, teachers, teacher life, english, language arts, comment, comments, commenting, love, marry me, will you marry me, proposal, proposals, marriage proposals, proposing