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'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'
'OK, listen up, everybody. Robinson has a plan for breaking out of here that I think may just work.'
"Wow! Gramps was REALLY happy to get all those neckties for Father's Day!"
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'Get ready, bro. This party's about to be off the chain!'
'This just out! 700 Turkeys escaped today from a farm in Newnam, Georgia! They are thought to be fleeing south...'
Northmont dog obedience school.
The Ekert Saga: 'Analysis of the pattern of niceness outbreaks leads back to a town in Maine. . . Agent Stromoski here is going undercover.'
'Well, you lost the garage door opener so I used the garage window opener.'
'Ya don't scare me copper. I'll break out'a dis joint an come round an poop on ya lawn.'
Sign on the door of an Allergy Ward in a hospital says: NO scratch and sniff get well cards
"Make a note - their use of tools is both efficient and precise."
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'Let it go, man. I really don't think your ex expects you to break out to attend her wedding. I think she's moved on.'
Tunnel of love.
The Great Escape
Breakout at the Women's Prison Maternity Ward
"Remind me again why we need a tunnel to escape? Our sheepdog is asleep and there's no wall or fence around us..."
"I'll just have a latte to go, please."
'No, thanks. I'll wait until the economy gets better.'
'Well really! Who in his right mind would attempt to tunnel out of hell?'
'Good ol' Ma. She keep tryin'.'
'I told you it wouldn't work.'
"He's come out in clear skin!"