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"I'm going to have to put a luggage restriction on your manbag."
"Fascinating! Dr. Mort, this proves that the early Flightattenderthal did in fact impale passengers who brought on oversized carry-on luggage!"
Excess Baggage: There should be a special place for people who try to cram oversize bags into airplane luggage bins.
Excess Baggage: Airport checkpoints we'd all like to see...
Excess Baggage: You wonder where folks are traveling to that they need all that luggage...
"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."
"I only have one suitcase, so what's the problem?"