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"Remember when we used to have to fatten the kids up first?"
Tags:childhood obesity, fat epidemic, obesity epidemic, fat, fatness, obese, obesity, gingerbread house, gingerbread houses, witch, witches, witchcraft, hansel, gretel, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, nutritionist, nutritionists, junk food, junk foods, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy lifestyles, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, wicked witch, wicked witches
"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."
Tags:trans fat, transfat, trans-fat, obesity epidemic, fat epidemic, obesity, weight problem, weight problems, unhealthy lifestyle, bomb-sniffing, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, canine, canines, canine unit, canine units, police dog, police dogs, k9 unit, k9 units, job transfer, job transfers, dog unit, dog units, detection dog, detection dogs
Passport Control: Visitor W/Tourist Visa. . .American Vistors W/Toursit Visa
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"All these years, and you haven't listened to a damn thing I've said, have you?"
Tags:obese, obesity, weight problem, weight problems, fat, fatness, weight issue, weight issues, fat epidemic, fat problem, fat problem, obesity problem, fat, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, doctor, doctors, medical advice, checkup, checkups, check up, check ups, check-up, check-ups, physical, physicals
Tags:fortune teller, fortune tellers, fortune, fortunes, fortune cookie, fortune cookies, junk food, fast food, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurants, chinese cuisine, chinese takeaway, chinese takeaways, obesity, obesity epidemic, fat epidemic, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy lifestyles, trump, trump impeachment, donald trump, president trump, trump administration, us politics, american politics, trump presidency, impeachment investigation, impeachment proceedings, impeachment, inquiry
All You Can Eat Until Everyone In This Country Is Obese.
Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .
'According to the tests your obesity is genetic. Most people have 'XY' chromosomes...yours are 'XL'!'
"My doctor said I needed to go on a diet. . . Yes, to a new doctor!"
Tags:diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dietitian, dietitians, nutritionist, nutritionists, weight loss, weight-loss, weight loss clinic, weight-loss clinic, weight-loss clinics, weight loss clinics, second opinion, second opinions, referral, referrals, obesity epidemic, fat epidemic, weight problem, weight problems
"Do you carry any healthy snack options?"
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How to take advantage of Global warming and obesity.
"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."
Tags:tailor, tailors, obese, obesity, overweight, weight problem, weight problems, fat, fatness, fat epidemic, obesity epidemic, clothes, clothes size, dress size, dress sizes, clothes sizes, therapist, therapists, therapy, delusion, delusions, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry
Overweight Passenger on a Boat
Tags:overweight, passenger, passengers, yacht, yachts, boat, boats, weight problem, weight problems, obesity, obesity epidemic, obesity epidemics, fat epidemic, fat epidemics, sailor, sailors, sailing, sailing trip, sailing trips, heavy load, heavy loads, weight distribution, capacity, weight limit, weight limits
"A gastric band is a sophisticated medical procedure...THAT is a tight belt."
"Some kids are eating so much junk food and getting so fat they can hardly move."
"Eat less and exercise more, how are we supposed to make a pill for THAT?"
"Read my weight NOW!...NOW!"
"You're suffering from fluid retention, mostly beer and wine."
"The internet says I have an eating disorder, I might be anorexic!"
"Triple cheeseburger with extra cheese, mega chips, onion rings and a diet cola."
"Relax, dear. You know what they say: "The mirror adds ten pounds!""
"Could I have the diet menu, but could you make it out of cake?"
"I overeat when I'm stressed and I'm stressed about my weight."
"Your weight problem is partly genetic but mainly cheeseburger."