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"Damn, looks like that snotty kid of Ben and Edna's is coming up the tunnel of light."
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"I'm more of a day owl."
"There were irregularities in the succession to the throne."
'What's wrong with you?'
"Bad news-we're all out of our minds. You're going to have to be the lone healthy person in this family."
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'National Bring Your Brother-In-Law to Work Day'
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"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."
"I'm the first one in my family to do time."
'That's your Uncle Joe. He's the black sheet of the family.'
Another restraining order. This was the last time he'd try to plan a family reunion.
'The black sheep of the flock,'
Baa Baa Black Market
"I don't like it. Her new boyfriend keeps popping up everywhere."
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Typical....There's always someone who refuses to fit in!
"I don't think the new guy is going to work out."
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"One of you will betray me."
'Mom, am I adopted?'
'That one's dyslexic.'
'Well, it looks as if the tables have turned...'
'You'll have to excuse my brother. He's a little different.'
"Management wants a word with you."
"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"
"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."
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"Your cousin won the Nobel Prize for medicine, and you don't know the difference between a bacteria and a virus?"
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