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'I feel so awful that the magic trick went horribly wrong...'
"HEY!!! That's not my color!!!"
Happy Birthday Magicians of America
"Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl..."
Undaunted, Marvin was determined to complete what was to be the first and last show of his career.
'Pick a card, any card.'
"My moms a magician's assistant!"
'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'
Please Help - Former Magician's Assistant
Can can dancer.
'On the plus side, casino-style operations make it easier for women to break into investment banking.'
'I know you've seen a lady sawn in half before...but lengthways?'
Magician's wife replaces glamorous assistant.
'Fang, what do you think the chances are that I'll marry that girl second from the end on 'Deal or No Deal'?'
'How will I know when I've found my soul mate, Fang?'
'I don't mind you singing in the bath, but I do mind the chorus girls.'
Distracted on the Elevator.
"I said I was sorry....it worked just fine in rehearsal!"
Timing was never Maria's strong point