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'Relax. This swine flu vaccine has minimal side effects.'
Flu pandemic precautions
'All we have to do is place them on the waiting room chairs!'
'Let's all practice bug control.'
Relax compadres. They don't call it the swine flu no more!
'It's not looking too good, Mr Jones.'
'What do you mean they all have swine flu?'
'Stand back! He's got a pig!'
Business is picking up, Mortimer.
'At last - the new flu vaccine.' 'Hold everything. We've just discovered a newer flu virus.'
Trick or Treatment.
"As a flu precaution, the Seven Dwarfs are confining one of their own to bed..."
'We made huge profits from the Bird Flu and the Swiine Flu .. so the boys down in marketing are proposing next year's pandemic ...'
'What?....I was just clearing my throat.'
Please wash your hands!
"Maybe if I eat lots of it, I'll get immune!"
'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'
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'He's in bed, making a huge fuss. Reckons he's got that People Flu.'
"We've been knocked off the top spot with rabies...by a bunch of pigs with swine flu."
'Oh, Boy! Swine flu vaccine!'
'Care to join us? We're starting an epidemic.'
For the worst killers, there's no vaccine.