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The sound of mucus.
"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
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"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."
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"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"
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"Happiness is not readily transmittable from bluebirds to humans."
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'Relax. This swine flu vaccine has minimal side effects.'
Now landing at an airport near you.
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"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"
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The Couple Who Didn't Come Down With The Flu
"Want to score some flu shots.?"
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To ensure that all of their citizens are protected against the flu, officials in Syracuse released 100,000 flu-inoculating bees.
Catch of the Day: Flu, Strep Throat, Cold, Hepatitis
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'The pandemic is here!!!'
Bird flu warning - What do I care, I'm a bloke!
Cards: Get Well, Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze.
'Interesting... From the way you describe it, it's almost as though the flu has... 'gone viral,' per se.'
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Flu pandemic precautions
'Do you have something for my sinuses? I don't want my ring to rust.'
'Sorry, I'm anticipating the pandemic.'
'And when exactly did you start sprouting feathers?' - Public warned against buying 'Bird Flue' Antivirals over the internet.
'Quite frankly, these breathing strips were useless until they made them waterproof.'
'Whaddya mean sneeze the other way? I only know one way to sneeze.'
'God damn you.'