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"Does your car have any idea why my car pulled it over?"
Tags:electric car, electric cars, self-driving car, self-driving cars, pulled over, highway patrol, modern times, autonomous, autonomy, vehicle, vehicles, smart, intelligent, intelligence, robot, robots, artificial intelligence, ai, police, police car, police cars, ticket, tickets, moving violation, moving violations, speeding ticket, speeding tickets
"Celebrity homicide. How may we help you?"
Tags:homicide, homicides, homicidal, convertible, convertibles, beverly hills, law enforcement, celebrity, hollywood, homicide division, homicide divisions, police, police department, cop, cops, police car, police cars, california, californian, los angeles, lapd, celebrity culture, lifestyle, california lifestyle, californians
"They're trying to give a new face to policing."
Tags:police, policing, police office, police officers, cop, cops, police cruiser, police cruisers, police car, police cars, new age, hippie, hippies, liberal, liberals, namaste, celebrate diversity, diversity, question authority, philosophy, eat more kale, coexists, religion, religious, religions, authority, peace, health, healthy eating, eating healthy, new image, image, images, reputation, reputations, new face, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, modern life, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation
"I believe the doughnuts were planted in my squad car in an effort to discredit me."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witness, witnesses, witness stand, questioning, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, donut, donuts, doughnut, doughnuts, planted, framed, evidence, proof, squad car, squad cars, police car, police cars, police cruiser, police cruisers, discredit, stereotype, stereotypes
"Admit it – you don't know your whereabouts."
'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'
"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, arrest, arrests, arrested, police car, police cars, police cruiser, police cruisers, lockup, lockups, jail, jails, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, felon, felons, bad guy, bad guys, laptop, laptops, computer, computers, video, videos, internet, online, internet video, internet videos, streaming, viral video, viral videos, hilarious, funny, sharing, social networking, social network, social networks, social media, incompetent, incompetents, the power of the internet, technology, modern life, law, justice
"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"
Tags:rear-ending, rear ending, driver, driver's ed, driver's education, drivers ed, driver's ed, police car, police cars, policemen, policeman, car crash, car crashes, car accident, car accidents, police vehicle, police vehicles, driving licence, driving licences, drivers licence, drivers licences, driver's licence, driver's licences
"Mom, turn on the TV!"
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, cop, cops, copper, coppers, police chase, police chases, police, policemen, policeman, police car, police cars, police pursuit, police pursuits, 15 minutes, fifteen minutes, 5 minutes, five minutes, fame, famous, crimes, criminal, criminals
"Thank heaven there are just so many full moons in a year!"
Tags:horror, fantasy, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, werewolf, werewolves, full moon, full moons, police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, cop, cops, arresting, arrest, arrests, police van, police vans, police cart, police carts, police car, police cars, police vehicle, police vehicles, thankful, grateful, limited number, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve
"Oh, great! Here comes the obligatory car chase."
Tags:bank, banks, banking, bank robbery, bank robberies, robbery, robberies, robbing, bank heist, bank heists, heist, heists, robber, robbers, bank robber, bank robbers, stick-up, stick up, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, criminal, criminals, getaway car, getaway cars, getaway vehicle, getaway vehicles, car chase, car chases, chase scene, chase scenes, police, police car, police cars, police cruiser, police cruisers, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, film, films, movie, movies, action
"I guess you could say I was a little distracted."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, crash, accident, accidents, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, officer, officers, police cruiser, police cruisers, police car, police cars, state trooper, state troopers, fireman, firemen, firefighter, firefighters, fire truck, fire trucks, fire engine, fire engines, rescue worker, rescue workers, emergency worker, emergency workers, onlooker, onlookers, driver, drivers, driving, rock, rocks, rocky, distracted, distracted driving, distracted driver, distracted drivers, dangerous, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, car safety, traffic safety
'No, I meant the other hood release.'
Tags:irony, ironic, crook, crooks, criminals, criminal, police, police officers, police officers, cop, cops, law enforcement, policing, patrol car, patrol cars, cop car, cop cars, police car, police cars, policeman, policemen, unexpected, criminal patrol, arrest, arrested, citizen arrest, citizen arrests
Police and Blondie
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, state trooper, state troopers, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, speeding, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, unmarked car, unmarked cars, police car, police cars, police cruiser, police cruisers, stolen, stealing, car theft, motor vehicle theft
'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'
"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."
Followed by Death
Tags:black humour, dark humours, death, grim reaper, the grim reaper, emergency vehicle, emergency vehicle, car chase, car chases, police vehicle, police vehicles, police car, police cars, emergency service, emergency services, car crash, car crashes, mirror image, mirror images, drive, driving, driver, drivers, suspicion, suspicious, suspicions, followed, being followed
'. . . I just got the bill for the fence. '
"We are patrolling the Latin neighbourhood today. Set the siren to samba!"
'Excuse me son, but does your potato have a license?'
"I'm on Fourth Street, in an unmarked car." "Not anymore."