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"My two-year-old actually did paint that."
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"Of course, it's a very early Rembrandt."
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Museum Guard Portrait
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"Ah, to be young again."
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"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."
"Lately, the demands of our cat have begun to spiral wildly out of control."
"I can tell you're upset."
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Instructional guide to scribbling
Theresa May draws on a poster of Trump.
Eye Test for Doctor
"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."
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'You could do that.' I did
Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.
"Great meeting! We agreed on sales projections and I doodled this great caricature of the boss!"
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"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."
'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'
'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'
'Wow, he survived! I didn't have a clue what his doctor scribbled down when I filled that prescription.'
'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'
'I can't draw', Permanent Market on Canvas $10,975 - SOLD.
'Typical phallic egocentrism!'
'Did you catch the guy who did it?'
'..And in this room we have some of his mature work.'