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'Jack, these aren't just ordinary magic beans...they're 'organic' magic beans.'
'Did you eat corn?'
Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!
'With only one parent employed, our family can't afford to be 100% organic.'
HELLth Food Sprouts
"Regular or no-lead?"
"Dave, remember when you said you were hungry enough to eat a horse?"
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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'
"Oh, that poor thing."
Tags:organic, organics, crispr, maternity ward, maternity wards, maternity, crib, cribs, cot, cots, baby, babies, newborn, newborns, alternative lifestyle, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, alternative lifestyles, food scare, food scares, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, maternity hospital, maternity hospitals
'The FDA has found that food causes cancer. They're going to outlaw food!'
"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."
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"Excuse me, is this fruit genetically modified?"
Tags:genetically modified food, gmos, gmo, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, fruit stand, fruit stall, fruit stalls, fruit stands, fruit, science, pesticide, pesticides, grocer, grocers, green grocer, green grocers, green-grocer, green-grocers, food scare, food scares, organic fruit, organic produce
'I'll have the food scare of the day.'
'Powerful antioxidants that can promote good health, found in chocolate. Wait, this just in! Harmful saturated fats found in chocolate.'
'No, I haven't heard that the FDA has taken broccoli off the market.'
"Do you think this grass is organic?"
"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."
"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"
"Worries about genetic engineering are massively exaggerated. I can count on two tentacles the accidents we've had!"
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"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."
"Nice catch Ug...don't you wish we were advanced enough to have fed it on it's own poo before mating it with a salmon and injecting it with chemicals made out of boiled oil..."
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"All the evidence is clear that weight loss is about eating less and exercising more...so we're developing a tablet to help with that!"
Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...
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"Genetic modification doesn't really effect the animal at all...and if you don't believe ME just ask it yourself!"
Tags:genetic, genetics, gene, genetic modification, genes, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, gm, scientist, scientists, science experiment, science experiments, food scare, food scares, geneticist, geneticists, genetic engineering, genetic engineer, genetic engineers