Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'I hope this doesn't turn into a tradition.'
Tags:football, american football, nfl, tradition, traditions, traditional, thanksgiving, thanks giving, thanksgivings, thanks givings, meal, meals, native american, native americans, pilgrim, pilgrims, settler, settlers, dinner, dinners, hope, hopes, hoping, wife, wives, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:thanksgiving, thanks giving, thanksgiving turkey, thanksgiving turkeys, turkey, turkeys, poultry, escape, escaping, escaped, escapes, duck, ducks, pretend, pretending, fit in, fitting in, quack, sneak, sneaking, sneaks, snuck, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, kill, killed, kills, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Well, I cannot believe it! For once you guys are actually sitting down to Thanksgiving dinner as though there are no games on at all!'
'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'
Tags:turkey, turkeys, thanks giving, thanksgiving, christmas, christmas turkey, christmas turkeys, escape, escaping, escapee, escaped, escapes, run away, running away, call for help, calling for help, calls for help, calling, call, calls, trace, traced, traces, tracing, tracer, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Turkey Black Fridays.
Food & Family
A football player catching a turkey
Tags:sport, sports, football, football game, footballs, american football, turkey, turkeys, food, roast turkey, thanksgiving, thanksgiving turkey, catch, player, players, athlete, athletes, thanksgiving tradition, thanksgiving traditions, tradition, traditions, american thanksgiving, november, traditional, thanks giving
'It's my first Thanksgiving!'
'This way! We will grant you sanctuary!'
'More syrup anyone?'
If I don't make a sound, he won't notice.
'Alice, what's the matter now?'
'Makes sense to me.'
'It's more festive-looking!'
'i'd forgotten I had a dining room table in here.'
'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'
'Is she teething again?'
'I hear that handprint turkeys are kept on file by the FBI to identify future criminals.'
A real turkey lunch.
"Sorry. I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect."
Tags:saying grace, grace, pray, prayer, prayers, prays, praying, prayed, atheist, atheists, atheism, religion, religions, religious, god, gods, amen, amens, thanks giving, thanks givings, thankgiving, thanksgivings, satan, hail satan, satanic, believe, belief, beliefs, belief system, belief systems, secular, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, faith, faiths, sunday school, disrespect, disrespectful, disrespecting
'I told you singing 'Don't Be Cruel' wouldn't help.'
Tags:dont be cruel, turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving, thanks giving, thanksgiving turkey, thanksgiving turkeys, pen, pens, poultry, kill, killing, kills, killed, killer, killers, meat, meats, escape, escaping, escapes, the end, thanksgiving dinner, prison, prisoners, singing, sing, sings, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Thanksgiving is nigh.
'... and now I'll blow out the candles!'
'Just who do you think you're fooling, sir?'
A turkey looks wistfully up at flying birds.