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Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving
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"Your daddy had all the trimmings, son, our nation's highest honor."
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'Well, I cannot believe it! For once you guys are actually sitting down to Thanksgiving dinner as though there are no games on at all!'
"Thanksgiving is politically incorrect, turkey is politically incorrect, yams with marshmallow fluff are politically incorrect - and disgusting."
"Does a new Civil War mean we don't have to go to your sister's for Thanksgiving?"
"Before proceeding, Gertrude will read the minutes of the last Thanksgiving."
"It'll never be ready in time."
Turkey Black Fridays.
The three wise men of Thanksgiving
Ingredients for a successful family dinner
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"Well, it's time to head off for the holidays."
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"We tried a vegan Thanksgiving this year, but our family still showed up."
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The need to run from the table screaming, has reached it's peak about an hour ago and has now subsided into a tolerable level of anguish where I only occasionally want to smash a fork into my eye socket. . .
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A turkey on a turkey farm holding a sign saying "The world will end Nov. 27".
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"It's worth a try."
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Estranged Thanksgiving Tables Throughout The Years
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Thanksgiving: 'You are what you eat.'
Thanksgiving Dinners: (Turkey/Ham/Corned Beef/Children Under 5) 'They're eating their own now!'
Turkeys run as pilgrims arrive.
A turkey holds up a sign reading "Repent!"
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"Why do I always get stuck at the Kids' Round Table?"
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