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Turkey Black Fridays.
The First 3-D Thanksgiving
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A turkey on a turkey farm holding a sign saying "The world will end Nov. 27".
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"It's worth a try."
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Charon rowing a boat of turkeys to their deaths.
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"No insults? No put-downs? No verbal abuse? Come on, guys. What kind of roast is this, anyhow?"
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"This one's self-basting."
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"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."
A football player catching a turkey
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"When you said you were cooking up a big 'tom', I assumed..."
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'I'm sorry, but having the 'soul of an eagle' does not qualify you for the protected species list!'
I think I've figured out why you're having air flow problems.
'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'
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"You poor thing. Let's get you cleaned up."
'Pierre inched his way across the high wire. One false step and Thanksgiving would come early this year.'
"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."
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"Thanksgiving must be really important. It's the only time Mom buys something too big for the microwave."
Thanksgiving Turkey Weight and Fortune
'Sorry, ran out. Soon as I opened the door, they all ran like hell.'
"What will I look like in the future?"
"Actually, I was pardoned by the President ... the president of Cartoonists Guild."
"It doesn't seem fair! You don't see them eating reindeer at Christmas ... "
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