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A turkey on a baggage carousel
Turkey Black Fridays.
The First 3-D Thanksgiving
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Ingredients for a successful family dinner
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"This is why I can't stand flying during the holidays... too much traffic."
Trump, Giuliani: oops, wrong turkey
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A turkey on a turkey farm holding a sign saying "The world will end Nov. 27".
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"What a workout! I'm covered in broth."
A road sign depicts a man chasing a turkey with an axe
"It's worth a try."
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Charon rowing a boat of turkeys to their deaths.
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"This year, I'm ready."
"No insults? No put-downs? No verbal abuse? Come on, guys. What kind of roast is this, anyhow?"
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"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."
"This one's self-basting."
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"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."
A football player catching a turkey
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"When you said you were cooking up a big 'tom', I assumed..."
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'I'm sorry, but having the 'soul of an eagle' does not qualify you for the protected species list!'
I think I've figured out why you're having air flow problems.
'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'
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"You poor thing. Let's get you cleaned up."