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"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"
"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"
"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."
'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'
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"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"
"I need some assistance here."
"Chef, the salads are ready, the meat is seasoned, and you're washing your hands in the soup."
'The recipe said 'stand for five minutes'.'
'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'
"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"
Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.