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Snow Globe Fortune Teller
'Last year my kids put a sign on my back, but tomorrow, on April Fools Day, I'll be ready, they won't get me again.'
Tags:inuit, inuits, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, salesperson, salesman, salesmen, dupe, fool, fools, fooling, fooled, global warming, climate crisis, kitchen appliance, useless, sale, sales, retail, retail store, retail stores, family, families, disagree, disagrees, disagreeing, disagreed, unhelpful
'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'
'This hole is real deceptive. It's wide and straight and not much of a challenge -- until you get up near that pack of pit bulls.'
Tags:golf, golfers, golfer, golfing, pit bull, pit bulls, pitbull, pitbulls, hole, holes, deceptive, deception, deceptions, fool, fools, fooling, fooled, challenge, challenges, challenging, shot, shots, swing, swings, putting green, putting greens, driver, drivers, drive, drives, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"You seem perfectly healthy to me."
Tags:donald, trump, the donald, laundry detergent, challenge, deadly, not food, not edible, inedible, poisonous, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, checkup, checkups, physical, physicals, physician, physicians, president, presidents, government, tricked, fooled, internet meme, internet game, internet challenge, social media, social media challenge
"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."
Tags:giraffe, giraffes, trench coat, trenchcoat, trench coats, trenchcoats, totem pole trench, totem pole, absurd, weasel, weasels, fool, fooled, foolish, obvious, disguise, disguised, disguising, disguises, kids trenchcoat, totem-pole, impersonate, love, date, dating, truth, confess, confession, confessions, dishonesty, dishonest, deception, deceptions
"I see myself going into some form of public service, like banking."
Tags:banking, banker, bankers, bank, banks, public service, public services, public, public sector, public sectors, misinformed, misinformation, misinforming, misinform, confused, confuse, confusion, confusions, confuses, confusing, misunderstood, misunderstands, misunderstanding, fooled, belief, beliefs, private sector, private sectors, private sector jobs, job, jobs, career, careers, naive, naivety
'Fooled! A Survivor's Story.'
Tags:fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, angle, angles, angling, angler, anglers, angled, survivor, survivors, survive, survives, survived, book, books, book signing, book signings, story, stories, experience, experiences, hook, hooks, fool, fools, fooled, fooling, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Don't be a fool, Kevin! How do you know that he's a certified teaching pro?'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, pro, pros, professional, professionals, trick, tricks, tricking, tricked, fool, fools, fooled, fooling, deceive, deceives, deceiving, deceived, lesson, lessons, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Don't be a fool!!'
Tags:run, running, runs, runner, runners, marathon, marathons, ran, witch, witches, drink, drinking, drinks, drank, refreshing, refresh, refreshed, refreshes, fool, fooled, trick, tricked, tricking, tricks, poison, poisoned, poisons, potion, potions, magic, black magic, evil, dark magic, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"We did our best to convince them, now it's up to how gullible they are."
"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."
Tags:business, businessmen, businessman, office, market, markets, marketing, marketing strategy, newspaper, newspapers, newspaper owner, newspaper owners, journalist, journalists, tabloid, tabloids, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, fool, fooled, fooling, fools, untold, make up story, make up stories, fake news, faux news, salesman, salesperson, salesmen, sales tactic
"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."
Tags:corner office, corner offices, office, offices, lie, lies, lying, lied, cheat, cheats, fool, fooled, fools, fooling, recruitment, recruitment officer, recruitment officers, false information, false, false info, false informations, new employee, employees, employee, newbie, newbies, misunderstanding, misunderstand, misunderstood, misunderstands, workplace, workplaces, boss, bosses
'Think about it, Marvin... If it's the cat's birthday, why is he giving US a cake???'
'A lot of rubbish. We Leos aren't that easily fooled.'
'You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but if you're really good, you can dupe a generation of investors.'
Fake Near-death Kit.
'Don't let my title fool you.'
"Not to worry. Diversity can only enrich our culture."
Tags:native, natives, diversity, diversify, diversifies, diverse, diversed, enrich, enriched, enriches, enriching, culture, cultures, various cultures, various culture, coloniser, colonisers, colonise, colonised, colonising, colonizer, colonizers, colonized, colonize, colonizes, positive outlook, silver lining, native land, welcome, welcoming, welcomed, welcomes, betray, betrayed, betrays, betraying, fool, fooled, fools, fooling, poc
"It's lovely. Did you do it yourself?"
"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."
Tags:rent, renting, rents, rented, renters, renter, mater, meters, parking meter, parking meters, parking space, parking spaces, parking lot, parking lots, real estate agent, real estate agents, property dealer, property dealers, property, property agency, property agencies, property dealing agency, property dealing agency, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, new concept, new concepts, confusing tactics, confusing tactic, quarter, quarters, cheap living, cheaper living, fool, fools, fooled, fooling, cheats, cheat
Beware of highly intelligent but extremely savage dog.