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"I'd be no kind of Christian if I left a disabled guy and his sleepy friend out in the rain - hop in!"
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Snow Globe Fortune Teller
'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'
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"You may rush in."
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'Last year my kids put a sign on my back, but tomorrow, on April Fools Day, I'll be ready, they won't get me again.'
Although gravity had taken its toll Connie, she had devised a way to look youthful...
Unable to find her way out, Betsy deVos spends the night in the house hearing room.
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"I love you, you big fool."
"Harrington challenges himself every day."
Ku Klux Klown
'Actually I'm self-taught.'
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"Miss Smith, who replaced my intercom with a small rock?"
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'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'
'This hole is real deceptive. It's wide and straight and not much of a challenge -- until you get up near that pack of pit bulls.'
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The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,
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"Don't be a fool!"
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Shadow: I'm with stupid.
"He always makes a fool of himself when he addresses the nation."
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"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."
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"What foolish things remind you of me?"
"Does this mean I'm out of the loop?"
"You can't fool the american people - that's why I'm in exports."
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