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'I'm thinking of buying myself one of those pork pie hats.'
'I hope you all like stuffing.'
"This can't be right..."
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"Any talents besides tasting good?"
"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."
"Don't tell anybody, but just bring me some mac and cheese instead."
'Can you spare the price of a cup of tea?'
'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'
'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'
'Have you checked his books this month?'
'What do you mean, stuff the chicken? It wasn't empty.'
"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."
"Thanksgiving is a celebration of life!"
'We can always cook it one half at a time.'
"When I was small, my family kicked off the holidays by serving nuts! But then crazy Tia Bertha and Tio Mario moved away."
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"Papi, Tia Carmen says we're not having a roasted turkey for Thanksgiving."
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'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'
"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"
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While Carmen worked late in here stuffy cocina, Papi was shopping at la Tienda de Tina.
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The First Roast Chicken.
'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'
'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'
All sizzle and no roast