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'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'
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"You may rush in."
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Although gravity had taken its toll Connie, she had devised a way to look youthful...
'Last year my kids put a sign on my back, but tomorrow, on April Fools Day, I'll be ready, they won't get me again.'
"Harrington challenges himself every day."
Ku Klux Klown
'Actually I'm self-taught.'
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'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'
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'This hole is real deceptive. It's wide and straight and not much of a challenge -- until you get up near that pack of pit bulls.'
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"Miss Smith, who replaced my intercom with a small rock?"
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The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,
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"Don't be a fool!"
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"He always makes a fool of himself when he addresses the nation."
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"What foolish things remind you of me?"
'Relax, Mr. Edwards! Here at Mega Financial Services, we're dedicated to making the separation of a fool from his money an enjoyable experience for everyone involved!'
"You can't fool the american people - that's why I'm in exports."
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"Does this mean I'm out of the loop?"
'Don't be a fool, Kevin! How do you know that he's a certified teaching pro?'
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'Electronic correspondence is hurting our business. You can read more about this in the e-mail I'll be sending out tomorrow.'
'Fooled! A Survivor's Story.'
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'Look at those dang fool teenagers, wearin' their pants hangin' down low like a coupla idiots!'
"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."
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Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!
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