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The need to run from the table screaming, has reached it's peak about an hour ago and has now subsided into a tolerable level of anguish where I only occasionally want to smash a fork into my eye socket. . .
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"Furthermore, the killer is in this very room!"
"It looks nothing like him
"It's right when you think it's done, but it's not done, that it's most dangerous."
"There are three generations of surgeons here, yet none of you can carve a turkey."
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Unfortunately, Tom isn't aware that he's being fattened up for Thanksgiving Dinner...
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"That was fun. Let's do it all again in three weeks."
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Thanksgiving Turkey Weight and Fortune
"We had this last year."
"...And now, a song for Thanksgiving..."
"The festive season makes me nervous, Bob."
"Who's for twerky?"
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"Finally the wishbone I'd always dreamed of."
"This is it! The perfect turkey!"
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Lose 20lbs. by Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving in Antarctica.
"What the...why would they schedule my surgery for Thanksgiving?"
'How old am I? Well, let's just say I've survived five Christmases...'
'Well, Susie, I guess it's technically a stuffed animal, but...'
"We see a lot of these this time of year."
"When it comes to turkeys, Grandma, you sure know your stuffing."
"This looks like stuffing."
"Your father used to brag about his belly button being an outie, too. Remember, boasting leads to roasting."