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Turkey Black Fridays.
A turkey on a turkey farm holding a sign saying "The world will end Nov. 27".
"It's worth a try."
Charon rowing a boat of turkeys to their deaths.
"This one's self-basting."
"You poor thing. Let's get you cleaned up."
'Sorry, ran out. Soon as I opened the door, they all ran like hell.'
"What will I look like in the future?"
"Actually, I was pardoned by the President ... the president of Cartoonists Guild."
'I told you singing 'Don't Be Cruel' wouldn't help.'
Thanksgiving is nigh.
'Want to just eliminate the hassle?'
'Maybe it means 'People Eat Turkey Annually'?'
'I found this to be the most efficient a cost effective way to fatten them up for thanksgiving.'
'How To Survive The Holidays'.
'I told you innies are better than outies.'
Guess how you keep a turkey in suspense...
'Is that your pop-up timer or are you just glad to see me?'
'Phew! For a minute there I thought the boss was going to give me the ax.'
'Being able to finally fly is wonderful, but I just wish we knew where we were going.'
'Don't worry. I'm just going to take a little off the top.'