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Do you ever serve chocolate milk?
Wet Nursing Air Stewardess
'The noise is terrible and the view is horrible. So much for good working conditions.'
'Do you have any references?'
'What do you mean, there's no menu card?'
'I have this recurring nightmare. Mum's so engorged she can't get out of bed to feed me.'
'Home from work at last!!'
'The more you drink the more I produce.'
'Engorgement's not easy for either of us.'
'I've never seen mum change these when they get empty.'
Two breasts: No waiting
'There's only one problem drinking from these. I can't dunk a biscuit.'
'Mum's half asleep again!'
'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'
'You were up four times last night.'
No bottle feeding.
'I love eating out.'
'Do you have a reservation?'
'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'
'Relax! I was just seeing if I could fit it all in if I wanted to.'
'Slow down! Are you trying to drown me?'
'I miss the old content delivery system.'
'Just the one, thanks.'
"It's a mammary foam mattress."
"I'm assuming there's no other choice than the house white?"