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'Oh my gosh, they're eating it This is soooo gross Wait til I tell the girls'
'Guess what? I found a way to get the baby to eat creamed peas!'
'Dinner is over when the elephant disappears.'
'I like a challenge.'
'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'
'No creamed peas for me today!'
'Hey...Wait a second...'
Now On Your Grocer's Shelf.
"And on tap I've got Enfamil, Isomil, and Gerber Lite."
"I'm too old for baby limas."
'Oh, sure, you can dish it out, but you can't take it.'
Babies who Lunch.
'Let's skip dessert. My arms sore.'
'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'
'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'
'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'
'Which one is Super and which is Unleaded?'
'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'
'Do I need a pin number to make a withdrawal?'
'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'
'What do you mean, slam dunk??'
"We just can't figure out who would have ordered a half creamed corn, half pureed carrot pizza!"
'Personally I think the washer needs replacing.'