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'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'
'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'
'My parents died. Their parents died. Their parents died...it runs in the family.'
'I'm afraid your daughter isn't paying attention in class.'
'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'
'It's about your son's low attention span,,,'
'No. This isn't my new sparring partner - this is my mother!'
'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'
'I swear I've never had any plastic surgery, I'm naturally this ugly...Heck, my whole family is!'
"I see your father misspells the same words you do."
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'Maybe one day, this will all be yours, son...I need to see if you've got what it takes to make it as a C.E.O. in the ruthless world of a corporate boardroom before I hand it over and let you sit in that chair.'
'Obesity runs in my family...Actually, it shuffles in my family.'
'Hopefully tomboy doesn't run in the family.'
'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'
'I think it's about time we tell him he was adopted.'
'I'm a good shopper. I know how to find bargains. I think it's genetic. My mother always said that when she married my dad, she got a real bargain.'
The apple that fell pretty darned far from the tree.
Pisa and Son Architects - all the men have lopsided heads.
"Ours is not a creative clan."
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'Don't worry. We probably got our cast iron stomachs from her.'
'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'
'How sweet - he has your body mass index.'
'From what I've heard, my family has always been resistant to change.'
'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'
'I've tried raising my son with patience, honesty and manners, but he still grew up like his dad.'