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"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."
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"Don't be so defeatist!"
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Clowns escape prison
"I'm Skeets McCarthy, I've always wanted to meet you and tell you how greatly I've admired your work."
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Wall the President's men
Tags:all the president's men, film, films, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, trump cronies, trump's cronies, corruption, political corruption, corrupt, impeach, impeachment, trump impeachment, impeach trump, arrested, arrest, imprisoned, prisoner, prisoners, crook, crooks, prison yard, prison yards, prison cell, prison cells, trumps wall, trump's wall
"You down there, celebrity prisoner No. 849, stop regaling the exercise yard with takes of former show-biz glory."
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"Hey, new guy. What are you in for?"
Tags:prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison yard, prison yards, war crime, war crimes, killing civilians, killing, kill, kills, killer, killers, murder, murderer, pardon, pardons, presidential pardon, presidential pardons, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, drug laws, justice system, injustice
"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."
"Apparently, you're supposed to wait for them to grope you before you take them out."
Baseball Prison Break
Tags:baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball game, baseball games, baseball match, baseball matches, prison break, prison breaks, prison escape, prison escapes, escape plan, escape plans, prison yard, prison yards, jail, jails, convict, convicts, prisoner, prisoners, exercise yard, exercise yards
"How long have those two been inside?"
"Now, the way I ran my ethics committee..."
"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."
"Just get over there and let me get a picture."
'Prisons have exercise yards. Maybe you'd get in shape if you committed a crime and went to prison.'
'Watch yourself kid. The inmates and food are great, but the pilates will kill ya.'
"I bought a stock on my broker's conviction buy list - and I got convicted."
'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.'
Vending machine in a prison.
Prisoner's ball and chain is a balloon which helps him to escape from the prison yard.
Convict Shot Putt.
Prisoner has a stripy shadow.