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"When did we become just roommates?"
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'Instead of trying to find the perfect cell mate, try being the perfect cell mate.'
"Meet Carla, honey - our new roommate."
"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"
"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"
"Beautiful dam dream. I was back at Princeton. Only, Kippy, you weren't my roommate. Brook Shields was my roommate."
"The apartment comes with a roommate, but she's mostly nocturnal."
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'Of course I considered your feelings - I brought you some ear-plugs.'
'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'
'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'
'The first thing you should know is that if I tie a scarf to the doorknob, that means it's cold outside, and you should probably wear a scarf.'
"I need a doggy bag please, I have a room mate to feed."
'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'
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New roommates, welcome to Oswego Ewe's new semester.
Welcome to the Fall semester new roommates!
'Of course you'll have a roommate. This is hell.'
'When you see a white handkerchief on the door it means I have a cold.'
Prison with roman numerals all over wall - 'It's the number of people who share this cell'
Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'
Now and again Peter's room mates would have fun with his nervous disposition and his highly acute peripheral vision.
Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .