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"Don't come crying to me when you're no longer cute and still not housebroken."
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"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."
"Ya, that's right. Blame the help!"
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"Ya, that's right. Blame the help!"
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"The dog sent me a text, I think he needs to go out."
'....We may want to consider getting her some of those adult newspapers.'
"'Are you housebroken?' that was, I believe, the very first question in your interview."
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"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"
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'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'
"People!...I don't care if this is real news or fake news. It's real newspaper and I'm gonna need it soon!"
"I love what you've done with him."
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"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."
"That's the trouble with pets. They're so destructive."
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"I see under special skills you've listed 'house broken'."
"Yeah you do that, you dig under the fence. The world is just waiting for another untrainable pup."
'I wonder if they have any water filters?'
'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'
'Oh Doris!! I just love what you've done with the place!!'
'...You're retired, I'm retired.'
"Try to look housebroken."
'Your dog's paper trained too, huh?'
"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."
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'Spot, you know you're not allowed on the couch, now get down!'
'Why can't you drink out of the toilet like a normal dog?'
'Hey, man, your dog left a present for you.'