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"I'm afraid that novel in you will have to come out."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, diagnosing, diagnosis, diagnoses, tumor, tumors, tumour, tumors, removal, come out, remove, writer, writers, author, authors, book, books, novel, novels, literature, writer's block, word play, wordplay
Lawn service conspiracy.
'I hope you don't mind, but I used the computer to remove all those age spots and that hideous mole you have.'
By April, the Great Pervert Airlift was in full swing...
Tags:airlift, airlifts, airlifts, remove, removes, remove from society, removing from society, metoo, #metoo, me too campaign, metoo campaign, creep, creeps, creepy uncle, creepy uncles, sexually harassing, prison, prisons, imprison, imprisons, imprisoning, accountability, hold accountable, holding accountable
'How do you want to remove the tooth?'
"I'm a doctor-I can add 'ectomy' to any word I choose."
Tags:doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, medical, medicine, patient, patients, dr, jargon, word, words, compound words, ectomy, operation, operations, surgery, surgical, surgeon, surgeons, explain, explaining, language, professional, professionals, -ectomy, surgical, remove, removal, appendectomy
"Now we'd like to ask the audience to name an organ to remove."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, nurse, or, o.r., ors, o.r.s, operating room, operating rooms, operating theatre, operating theatres, operating theater, operating theaters, improv, improvisation, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, audience, ask the audience, organ, organs, vital organ, vital organs, body, bodies, human body, human bodies, anatomy, remove, take out, word play, wordplay
"Nothing to worry about, I just need to make a small incision to..."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, bailiff, bailiffs, officer, officers, animal, animals, amphibian, amphibians, frog, frogs, insect, insects, bug, bugs, fly, flies, annoying, annoy, annoyance, annoyances, disturb, disturbing, disturbance, disturbances, interrupting, interrupt, remove, removal, removing
"Where's my bouncer when I need him?"
Tags:irs, internal revenue service, taxes, tax audit, tax returns, tax return, audit, audits, auditing, auditor, auditors, taxation, tax policy, tax policies, bar, bartender, bartenders, tavern, taverns, nightclub, nightclubs, bouncer, bouncers, remove, removes, removing, removal, kick out, kicks out, 86, 86ed, thrown out, kicked out, throw out, throws out, tax inspector, tax inspectors
Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts
Tags:weather, snow, deep snow, winter, season, seasons, shovelling, shoveling, shovelling snow, shoveling snow, walkway, sidewalk, path, pathway, front walk, clearing snow, snow removal, removing snow, clothes, clothing, take off, remove, take-off, overheat, overheating, exercise, working up a sweat, exercising, chore, chores, housework, sweat, sweating, fashion, fitness, household chore, household chores, owning a home, home ownership, boxers, short, shorts, pants, underwear, underpants, winter clothes, winter clothing
'Try not to remove any of my untapped potential.'
'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'
'I've had my tusks surgically removed: Now, I'm of no value to poachers...'
"I want to catch just enough of the plague to remove these unsightly lines and wrinkles."
Tags:medieval, history, historical, palace, palaces, castle, castles, disease, diseases, sick, sickness, ill, illness, plague, plagues, black plague, black death, great plague, woman, women, beauty secret, beauty secrets, younger looking skin, wrinkle, wrinkles, line, lines, unsightly, ugly, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, remove, catch, health, unhealthy, medical, medicine, risky, dangerous, beauty treatment, beauty treatments, skin treatment, skin treatments, plastic surgery, face lift, face lifts, face-life, face-lifts, beauty
'Mom, I got a sliver.' 'Don't worry. I'll just heat a needle over a match and dig it out.' 'Don't take this the wrong way, but are you related to Vlad the Impaler?'
"You've omitted your previous patient experience and recommendations from two other doctors."
Tags:medical, medical history, omit, remove, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians
'I'm removing you from the crisis management team!'
Merit badge for badge removal.
Computers affect real life.
"There you go, fixed."
"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."
Tags:man bun, man buns, man-bun, man-buns, trend, trends, fashion trend, fashion trends, annoy, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, surgery, surgeries, surgical procedure, surgical procedures, operation, operations, remove, removes, removal, removals, cut out, cuts out, cutting out, gallbladder, gallbladders, removing, hairstyle, hairstyles
Tags:church, growth, churches, spreading, religion, christianity, christians, tumour, tumor, unwanted, growing, congregation, unwelcome, overbearing, remove, atheism, finding god, god, spirituality, symptoms, symptomatic, cancer, cancerous, sunday worship, congregation, congregations, church attendance
"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"