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"Besides caring too much? I'd probably have to go with Kryptonite."
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"I've got some skills - I'm just not sure they add up to a 'set.'"
'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'
"I've stopped looking for work, which, I believe, helps the economic numbers."
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The world's most unemployable family
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"Two English-speaking people to do cooking and all housework on South Carolina plantation October through May. References required. Must like dogs."
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"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
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'We value emotional intelligence over regular old intelligence, so there's still some hope for you.'
"I'm an idealist - I'd like to make my pile at a non-profit organization."
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"Get in there, get on your ass & find a job!"
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"Qualifications? Hello! I've only spent the last six years running a huge multinational ferris wheel."
"Oops! The padding just fell out of this résumé."
'Where do you see yourself in five years? Still looking for work?'
Day one, post grad
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Men Looking for Work
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"I've got an opening for a project manager in a corporation that will chew you up and spit you back out on the street in record time. Interested?"
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"We're down to two potential hires: you and an efficiency algorithm on a Malaysian server barge."
"Your accomplishments speak for themselves. Unfortunately for you, I'm completely fluent in exaggeration."
"I've been sent home with unemployable-like symptoms."
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'Why can't you be more like your brother? He may be unemployed, but at least he's overworked!'
"Are you willing to work the night shift?"
'It's a little chilly in here. Throw another batch of resumes we have on file in the fire.'
Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.
"I've been looking for a job, but I haven't seen any yet."
'...the job is so much harder when you don't know what you are doing.'