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"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."
Tags:maiden, maidens, fair maiden, fair maidens, dragon, dragons, dragon slayer, dragon slayers, dragon slaying, medieval, fantasy, fantasy story, fantasy stories, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, expectations, social expectations, high standards, knight, knights, brave, bravery, trophy, trophies, trophy room, trophy rooms
"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."
Tags:kiss, dragon, dragons, dragonslayer, dragonslayers, dragon slayer, dragon slayers, romance, romantic, romantic gesture, romantic gestures, knight in shining armor, knight in shining armour, maiden, maidens, fair maiden, fair maidens, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, grand gesture, grand gestures, above and beyond, trophy, trophy hunter, trophy hunters, hunter, hunters, hunting, hunted
A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess
"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"
Tags:dragon slayer, dragon slayers, dragonslayer, dragonslayers, dragon-slayer, dragon-slayers, dragon, dragons, slayer, slayers, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical being, knight, knights, knighthood, knighthoods, sword fight, swordfight, swordfights, word fights, sword-fight, sword-fights, photo opportunity, photo opportunities, photograph, photographs
Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.
Tags:dragonslayer, dragonslayers, dragon slayer, dragon slayers, dragon-slayer, dragon-slayers, knight, knights, saint george, knighthood, knighthoods, mythical creature, mythical being, mythical creatures, mythical beings, warrior, warriors, sword, swords, roast chicken, roast chickens, roasted chicken, shield, shields, sword, spits, opportunist, chivalry, chivalrous, snack, snacks
'Miss Wilson, please send in the dragon.'
Fighting the Dragon
Tags:little fat ponies, little pony, little fat pony, little ponies, pony, ponies, horse, horses, riding lesson, riding lessons, equestrian, equestrians, stables, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, horse ride, riding class, riding classes, riding school, riding schools, pub name, bar name, bar names, joust, jousts, jousting, knight, knights, knighthood, dragon slayer, dragon, dragons, dragonslayers, dragon slayers, imagination, chivalry, chivalrous, pub names, thelwell
'You know, Leon, this is much easier now that they've come out with these convenient pop-tops.'
"I need a motion and a second for slaying dragons."
Birth of the Perpetual Fundraising Industry.
"Oh, good, you brought your pony."
"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."
"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."
'Slay it if you want to, but I'm not cooking it.'
'Wait! Better give me the big one.'
Tags:golf, golfs, golfing, golfer, golfers, caddie, caddies, assistant, assistants, assisting, assist, dragon, dragons, dragonslayer, dragonslayers, dragon slayer, dragon slayers, dragonslaying, dragon slaying, slay, slaying, slayer, slayers, mythical creature, mythical creatures, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Knights are not really a threat son. It's wizards we have to worry about...
Tags:dragon, dragons, knight, knights, wizard, wizards, dragonslayer, dragonslayers, dragon slayer, dragon slayers, fairy tale, fairy tales, st. george, saint george, fear, fears, fearing, magic, magical, mythological creature, mythological creatures, man-eater, man-eaters, man-eating, man eater, man eaters, man eating
"Let's try offering him a breath mint first."
Tags:dragon, dragons, breath mint, breath mints, mint, mints, dragon fire, dragonslayer, dragon slayer, dragon slayers, dragon slaying, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical being, mythical beings, mythical monster, mythical monsters, monster, monsters, knight, knights, knighthood, knighthoods, halitosis, bad breath
Oh, don't hurt it. Can't you trap it under a glass, or something?'
'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'
'I'm off. Tinned food gives me indigestion.'
'The princess? Feel free to eat her and then let's run away together!'
Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.
'Dear, are these containers recyclable?'
'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'
'I appear to have upset the animal rights lobby.'