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Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'
"You just don't get it, do you?"
Tags:harpy, harpies, minotaur, minotaurs, myth, myths, mythological creature, mythological creatures, scold, scolds, scolding, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, relationship, relationship problem, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, spat, spats, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, rowing
"It's between me, a horse with a guy's butt, and Nicolas Cage."
Tags:centaur, centaurs, mythological creature, mythological creatures, casting call, casting calls, casting, audition, auditions, auditioning, casting agency, casting agencies, try out, tries out, trying out, nicolas cage, nicholas cage, role, roles, actor, actors, acting, acting bug, fit the role, fits the role, fitting the role, well-suited
"And now may I bite your neck?"
Tags:college, colleges, current events, current event, consent, consenting, consents, consensual, consensually, safe, safety, dracula, vamp, vampire, vampires, count dracula, dating, date, dates, law, laws, rule, rules, legislation, myth, mythological creatures, seek consent, seeking consent, protect, protective, protection, protective measures, extensive, extensively, asking, ask, asks, communicate, communication, communicated, communicating, bite, biting, bites, fang, fangs
A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.
Sexual Harassment Next 20 Miles
Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish
"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."
Tags:minotaur, minotaurs, labyrinth, labyrinths, give back, gives back, giving back, charity, charities, myth, myths, mythological, mythological creature, mythological creatures, sacrifice, sacrifices, philanthropist, philanthropy, contemplate, contemplates, happy, happiness, community support, benefactor, benefactors
"I love these bipartisan gatherings, don't you?"
Tags:bipartisan, bipartisanship, myth, myths, mythology, mythological creature, mythological creatures, faun, centaur, griffin, gryphon, winged serpent, angel, christian, christianity, pagan, pagans, gather, gathers, gathering, interfaith, multi-faith, congregation, congregations, get-together, get-togethers, party, parties, partying
"Play 'Misty' for me."
Tags:play misty for me, request, requests, requesting, murder mystery, murder mysteries, satyr, satyrs, faun, fauns, panflute, panflutes, pan flute, pan flutes, mythological creature, mythological creatures, entertainment, relax, relaxes, relaxing, sooth, soothes, soothing, woodwind, woodwinds, flautist, flautists
"Offhand, I'd say its diet goes a long way toward explaining the lack of reported sightings."
Tags:sighting, sightings, sighting, sightings, monster, monsters, giant monster, giant monsters, rock monster, rock monsters, rare, rare animal, rare animals, gorilla, gorillas, white gorilla, white gorillas, yeti, abominable snowman, bigfoot, sasquatch, man-eating, killer, killers, killing, mythological creature, mythological creatures
"Who the hell is Dizzy Gillespie, anyway?
Tags:satyr, satyrs, mythological creature, mythological creatures, pan, flute, flutes, flute players, magical flute, magical flutes, jazz, jazz music, jazz musician, jazz musicians, famous jazz players, trumpet, trumpet player, trumpets, trumpet players, musician, musicians, dizzie gillespie, famous trumpet players, greek gods, faun, fauns, overachiever, overachieving, stand out, standing out, genius, geniuses, prodigy, musical prodigies
Boy and Bear and Monster
The Unicorn in the Garden
Tags:patrick ewing, ewing, sports, sport, athlete, athletes, athletics, basketball, basketball player, basketball players, basketball court, basketball game, sporting event, sporting match, sport match, stadium, stadiums, new york sports, new york sports teams, sports celebrities, sports celebrity, sports celebrities, unicorn, unicorns, mythological creatures, mythological creature, mythical creature, mythical creatures, team, teams, teamwork, unsportsmanlike conduct, unsporting behaviour, unsporting behavior, poor sportsmanship, bad sportsmanship, trash talk, trash talking, talking trash, talking smack, smack talking, smack talker, smack talkers
"Ha! Fooled ya! I'm over here now. Nyah, nyah!"
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
Tags:unicorn, unicorns, myth, myths, mythology, legends, legendary, mythological creatures, mythological creature, horn, horns, stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbed, gore, gores, gored, imaginary creatures, imaginary creature, fantasy, fantasies, privacy, private, disturb, disturbs, do not disturb, bother, bothers, bothering, bothersome, annoy, annoys, seclude, secludes, secluding, seclusion, discoveries, discovery
'We decided we're sick of living in hiding.'
"No one is completely abominable."
Tags:abominable snowman, yeti, yetis, label, labels, insult, insults, hurtful, namecalling, name-calling, name, names, hurt feelings, sensitive, sensitivity, sasquatch, sasquatches, bigfoot, snow, himalayas, himalayan, himalayans, mountain, mountains, mythological creature, mythological creatures, insensitive, insensitivity, bully, bullies, bullying, bullied
'At last...the perfect think tank!'
Cyclops Notices He's Getting Bald and Decides That's the Last Straw
Horn broken - Watch for finger.
Loch Ness Cafe: We serve fish and ships.
Bigfoot's Proctologist: Dr. Bighand.
'They treat me just like anyone else. The boss even asked for a ride home.'
'Look! They're little green men too.'