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THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.
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'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'
St. George and the Dragon
"Sister Theresa, who was St. Regis?"
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"Whoa, our cartoonist is named after the patron saint of bulk email - St. Francis of a Cc."
'No sir, I'm afraid there isn't a patron saint for investors.'
'Before he grew his beard, Kris Kringle was know as St 'Nick', patron saint of people who cut themselves shaving.'
Saint Patrick in a Basket
If St. Patrick had actually driven the snakes out of the Island of Ireland...
"He couldn't even drive us out himself?!"
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"Now, where'd that snake go?"
'Uh-oh, they must be looking for St. Patrick.'
As a child, St. Anthony's gift of finding things wasn't appreciated.
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"After this one let's get out of here."
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Patron Saint of Clowns...St. Pie-us
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"Fortunately, I was texting St. Christopher."
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Other Patron Saints of Christmas
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'Sorry about this, but SOMEBODY has to be the Patron Saint of Politicians.'
St. Patrick Drives the Snakes Out of Ireland
'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'
"What do you think of wearing a green collar for St. Patrick's Day?"
'I thought St. Patrick's Day was about the wearin' of the green.'
'I've got a bunch of followers. I can't vouch for their quality.'
St George at the psychiatrists.
'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'