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"Sometimes I live in the country. Sometimes I live in town. And sometimes I take a great notion to jump in the river and drown."
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While he appreciated Karen's desire to help, Roger let her know that pointing out areas he had missed was unnecessary.
'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'
Janitor sitting behind a table in a bookstore with a sign reading: "Meet the janitor 2 a.m."
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'No contract, no work.'
An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper
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Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle
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Baskets 'N Booze
Big bucket. 'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'
'What was all that yelling outside?'
One bucket in, one bucket out.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Later, Jennifer showed them how to use the faucet.
"I wish I had arms."
"Lemming Boot Camp"
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"Looks like somebody is ready for summer."
"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."
'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'
'Dear Henry, and dear Liza, for the sake of the relationship, just buy a new bucket!'
Edna stumbles upon her husband's bucket list.
'I think you might be drinking too much.'
Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.
"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersize in a bucket?"