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"Now that I think about it, he might have been holding a seven."
Tags:line up, line ups, line-up, line-ups, police line up, police line ups, idiot, idiots, incompetent, incompetence, bad memory, poor memories, forgetfulness, confused, confusion, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, police, cop, cops, wasting police time, detective, detectives, police investigation, police investigations
The Pursuit of Free Agents in the Off-Season is too a Sport
'The profile says our suspect is something of a ladies man... you're free to go.'
The Chosen One
Tags:the chosen one, donald trump, president trump, trump presidency, trump administration, us politics, american politics, line up, lineup, lineups, line-up, line-ups, ego, egos, police, identity parade, identity parades, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, narcissistic, impeachment, impeachment inquiry, impeachment investigation
"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"
Tags:lsd, acid, acid trip, acid trips, lsd trip, lsd trips, psychedelic experience, psychedelic experiences, drug, drug dealer, drug dealers, drug dealing, witness, witnesses, identity parade, identity parades, police lineup, police lineups, police, line-up, line-ups, hallucination, hallucinations, crimes, mental state, suspect, suspects
"Are you positive he's the one who talked about himself all night and never once asked about you?"
Tags:lineup, lineups, line-up, line-ups, line up, line ups, police lineup, police lineups, police line-up, police line-ups, police line up, police line ups, identity parade, idenitity parade, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, dating disaster, dating disasters, online dating, selfish, self-absorbed, self absorbed, bad conversationalist, narcissism, narcissist, postive, sure, identify, idenitfying
Police Line Up: 'This is useless.'
Canine Police Line Up.
A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.
Tags:giant, giants, crimes, criminal, criminals, police, police officer, police officers, policemen, policeman, line-up, police line-up, identity parade, line-ups, police line-ups, identity parades, identify, identifying, identifies, point out, fairytale, fairytales, fantasy, fantastical, mythical creature, mythical creatures
"You'll never get that past security."
"The club scene is really changing."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, dance club, dance clubs, disco, discos, club scene, club scene, change, changes, changing, doorman, doormen, security, bouncer, bouncers, line, lines, lineup, lineups, line-up, line-ups, lining, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, popular, trend, trends, trendy, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, reliving ones youth, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old people, all ages, all-ages, older crowd, entertainment, modern life, millennial, millennials
"Bleep blorp zip zop gleeb glop."
Tags:police, police officer, officer, officers, police officers, crimes, criminal, criminals, line up, line-up, line ups, line-ups, alien, aliens, suspect, suspects, test, testing, read, reading, reads, abduction, abductions, noise, noises, police line up, investigate, investigation, u.f.o., ufo, martian, extraterrestrial, et, e.t.
"Number 4, step forward and yell WHOOMAA, WHOOMAA!!!"
Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.
'The one thing I'm sure of is that he has a red suit with white trim, a black belt, a red and white hat, black boots and said 'ho ho ho'.'
"Number 3.... step forward and say 'let's fast-forward through this FBI warning'."
Man with bite in him must find the perpetrator at a police station lineup.
Tags:police, police station, police stations, lineups, line-up, line-ups, line up, line ups, criminal, identity parade, identity paradises, law, law enforcement, lineup, victim, victims, witness, witnesses, crimes, criminals, perpetrators, perps, suspects, usual suspects, bite, bites, bite marks, five senses, surreal
'Believe me, gene therapy is perfectly safe.'
Identity Parade - Smoker.
The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'
"I'm still not sure which one of them took my wallet. Maybe if they took off their shirts again."
'Yep, that's him all right... that's the guy I mugged.'
'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''
'Yes, it was number 4, I'm positive,'
Interesting, blames it all on his mother, yet seems reluctant to identify her.