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Opium Den 2019
'Have you got any of that white stuff?'
Thrice Baked Potatoes
"How do I know you're not going to turn around and spend it on eggnog?"
Tags:eggnog, egg nog, nog, santa, santa claus, charity, charities, salvation army, christmas season, give, gives, giving, donation, donations, handout, handouts, hand out, hand outs, handing out, alcoholic, alcoholics, drug addict, drug addiction, drug addictions, addict, addicts, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, spirit of giving
'I drink to forget about my painkiller addiction.'
'I promise you it's only dandruff.' - 'I know cocaine when I see it.'
Celebrity drinking and drug problems at an all time high.
The World Dominated By the Social Problems of Drug Abuse, Alcoholism and Smoking.
"Did you find any blood in his drug stream?"
"Humpty! Get down from that wall! Haven't I told you that crack can kill?!"
Tags:drug, drug addict, drug addicts, drug addiction, drug addictions, humpty-dumpty, humpty dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs, drug problem, drug problems, children's story, children's literature, broken egg, broken eggs, overprotective, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, nag, nags, nagging, nagged
"Your father and I just want you to know that we're behind you one hundred per cent should you decide to go back to being a dope addict."
Tags:dope, cult, cults, cult member, cult members, finding god, spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, drug addict, drug addicts, drug addiction, drug addictions, dope addict, dope addicts, parental support, druggy, monk, monks, joining a cult, lifestyle choice, lifestyle choices, proud parent, proud parents
'The good news is your father's stopped smoking. The bad news, however...'
This is your brain on drugs.
"One stone for every year you've escaped death!"
'Aw, not an intervention! I swear, I'm not hooked on the nip, man!'
Tags:cat, cat nip, cat nips, cat-nip, cat-nips, cats, feline, felines, kitten, kittens, drug addict, drug addicts, drug addiction, drug addictions, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, drug problem, drug problems, intervention, interventions, drug, druggy, druggie, social problem, social problems
'Don't try it, man. I heard once you do, you get hooked.'
'I said 'no' to drugs...But they wouldn't take no for an answer!'
"My advice is keep away from it. You start with catnip and, before you know it, you're on heroin."
A cup of coffee is paired with an injection needle and a lighter.
Tags:addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, coffee, coffees, coffee lover, coffee lovers, coffee drinker, coffee drinkers, smoker, smokers, smoking, drug, drug addict, drug addicts, drug addiction, drug addictions, shoot up, shoots up, shooting up, cup of joe, cups of joe, morning cup, morning cups, morning routine, morning routines, routine, routines, start the day, starts the day, starting the day, functional addict, functional addicts
"No, that's not the employment rate skyrocketing. That's the use of heroin."
Sphinx snorting coke has his nose fall off.
"I'm sure glad our kids don't take drugs."
"Whoops, these before and after photos we took of you to assess the stress level of your job were mistakenly used in a 'Faces of Meth' ad campaign."
'Here it is: 'How I lost 60 pounds in 30 days with crack.' Okay, now I see what you mean. Maybe it isn't a self-help article.'
'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'