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Lemonade Cleanse - $20 a glass.
'How much longer do I have before I have to change to a healthy lifestyle?'
The Walrus and the Spoilsport
"I'm going to take your blood pressure, so try to relax and not think about what a high reading might mean for your chances of living a long, healthy life."
"I owe it all to clean needles."
An apple a day.
"Overreacting is the only exercise that I get!"
"He was 95. The doctors reckon it was either the bacon, the beer, the whiskey, the smoking, the wine, the steaks, the coffee, the butter, the biscuits or just too much sunshine that finally did him in."
"Was cutting the hole in the ice and jumping in really that good for your heart?"
"Ah, yes...the joys of simple living."
"Sergio, you can't put me in a nursing home!"
Woman are like good cholesterol.
Fat woman weighing herself.