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"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."
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'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and coke?'
"Shall I wrap it,or do you want to pop them here?"
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"Luke, use to Force, or crush up the Adderall Chewbacca gave you and snort it – your call."
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'We had a little trouble mixing your prescription. Can you stop back in 20 minutes?'
Will this prescription interect with the meds already in my drinking water?
The Pill-of-the-Month Club!
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'Hey Vincent this is terrific!...And you can really get these on prescription?'
'Who wants meds!'
"No bellini for me. I'm being fuled by Xanax."
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Pharmacist's diary - Staff shortages again!
'in the computer model the only side effect was a dry mouth.'
Pharmacy: 'It's a real miracle drug! It hasn't been recalled once by the FDA in 20 years on the market.'
'Mr Fillchock, it's time for your 8pm pills. Please choose the pills that match these shapes, sizes and colours...'
"We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of 'physical and artistic' therapies which is why we've developed 'megazylomol' to enhance the experience!"
'Your disease is so rare, there hasn't even been a TV drug ad for it yet.'
'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'
'You're taking six prescription drugs but you aren't having any side-effects? I have no choice but to change your medications.'
'It was more of a 'triple blind' test. The patients didn't know which ones were getting the real drug, the doctors didn't know, and, I'm afraid nobody knew.'
'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'
"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."
"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."
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"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."
'Sorry you're just not Mr Right. I'm prescription and you're a non-prescription drug.'
"Upset by the high cost of prescription drugs? There's a new drug on the market to treat that."