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"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."
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"Luke, use to Force, or crush up the Adderall Chewbacca gave you and snort it – your call."
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'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and coke?'
"It's a warning from the American Hypochondriacs Association -- you've been overprescribing placebos."
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Tags:oscillating fan, oscillating fans, fan, fans, moving fan, moving fans, xan, xans, xanax, alprazolam, benzodiazepine, benzodiazepines, benzo, benzos, anxiety medication, prescription drug, prescription drugs, prescription, prescriptions, medication, med, meds, anxiety, anxiety disorder, anxiety disorders, pun, puns, workplay, play on words
"Now remember, this is an experimental treatment, so have some fun with it."
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'We had a little trouble mixing your prescription. Can you stop back in 20 minutes?'
Will this prescription interect with the meds already in my drinking water?
The Pill-of-the-Month Club!
'Hey Vincent this is terrific!...And you can really get these on prescription?'
'Who wants meds!'
"No bellini for me. I'm being fuled by Xanax."
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Pharmacist's diary - Staff shortages again!
'in the computer model the only side effect was a dry mouth.'
Pharmacy: 'It's a real miracle drug! It hasn't been recalled once by the FDA in 20 years on the market.'
'Mr Fillchock, it's time for your 8pm pills. Please choose the pills that match these shapes, sizes and colours...'
'Your disease is so rare, there hasn't even been a TV drug ad for it yet.'
'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'
"We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of 'physical and artistic' therapies which is why we've developed 'megazylomol' to enhance the experience!"
'You're taking six prescription drugs but you aren't having any side-effects? I have no choice but to change your medications.'
'It was more of a 'triple blind' test. The patients didn't know which ones were getting the real drug, the doctors didn't know, and, I'm afraid nobody knew.'
'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'
"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."
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"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."
"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."