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"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."
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"Our planet has run out of cocaine."
Tags:cocaine, coke, cocaine addict, cocaine addicts, cocaine addiction, drug, drug addict, drug addicts, drug addiction, addict, addicts, need, needs, addiction, addictions, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, abusing, ufo, ufos, alien, aliens, search, searches, searching, motivate, motivates, motivating, motivation, great lengths, going to great lengths, user, users
"How can you just sit there like that, knowing social networks might wither and die without you?"
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"I hear they're desperate for new users."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, new arrivals, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, technology, marketing, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, ad, ads, desperate, desperation, user, users, new users, sign up, signing up, computer, computers, online, internet, modern life
'Sorry, no refunds. Didn't you read our fine print in Sanskrit about our return policy?'
'We should rejoice that within a vibrant drug culture every young adult knows how to use a tourniquet.'
'David, I want you tested for steroids.'
'Neither MapQuest or Google Earth could give me directions to happiness.'
'At least he doesn't smoke.'
"Isn't it true that you did not love the victim, as you claim, but, in point of fact, feigned affection for the sole purpose of obtaining tuna fish?"
Rubberman begins to question his friendshis.
"He says that you really don't love me...that you just want me for my body. Say it ain't so!"
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"I figured since woman are always using me..."
'Oh, Edmund, I thought you loved me, but all you really wanted was... my nose!'
"I've found that there are times in a person's spiritual journey when prescription drugs are entirely appropriate."
Tags:spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, journey, journeys, journeying, prescription, prescriptions, prescription drugs, drug, legal drugs, drug use, drug abuse, drug therapy, drug therapies, middle class, self-help, medication, medicate, medicates, medicating, self-medicate, self-medicates, self-medicating, spirituality, user, users, spiritual awakening, middle class, middle classes, upper class, upper classes
'Bob! The neighbors are moochin' our high-speed wireless again!'
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
'I think he's just using me as a hostage.'
'After he got his merit badge, he dumped me back here.'
'Remember - a fool and his money are always welcome.'
'Where's the petty cash?'
Polly makes a break for it after ignoring warnings about the danger of using steroids.
'I want him check for steroids!'
'They must be taking steroids.'
'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'