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"It's fine to discover cures, but, remember, chronic conditions are our bread and butter."
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Curing Hemorrhoids Seminar
"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."
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"I'm afraid we'll have no chance of curing your husband until we find out why he changed into a banana."
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A startling scientific breakthrough occurs when the Hair Club for men joins forces with Chia Pet.
"It used to be enough to just stop. Now I need to stop and take an aspirin."
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'You're hooked, Bobby, Hooked on phonics, And we're going to make you better - but this is contraband,'
'Stay rigid! Don't move! ... Fetch the salt pills - he's got a full body cramp.'
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'Your lectures cured my sleep disorder.'
"There's only so much modern medecine can do given your lousy insurance coverage."
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"Who or what should I sacrifice to relieve simple nervous tension?"
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"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"
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'Try to relax.'
"Normally the illness lasts for about seven days, but with these drugs it will be over in a week!"
"I'm afraid there is no cure for what you have, but it's not contagious, which is a relief. Because I've been like, touching you and stuff."
"You're doing fine. The only side effect is that part of you is now my intellectual property."
'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to the charge of murder on the grounds that he was only trying to cure the deceased's hiccups.'
'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'
"Under our holistic approach, Mr. Wyndot, we not only treat your symptoms, we also treat your dog."
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"He would've been out last week, but he got sick eating hospital food."
"We came up with a pill that cures everything...but I'm warning you, it's gonna be expensive."
'It's still to early to tell but I think dissolving cellulite is not high on the list of stem cell applications.'
"I give you a fifty-fifty chance. Pay me up front, and I'll make it sixty-forty."
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"This is exactly the sort of thing that gives the healing power of nature a bad name!"
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