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'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'
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The Hockey Puckey
'Get in the game, Emmett! It's crunch time!'
Tags:mallet, mallets, hammer, hammers, hockey stick, hockey sticks, crunch time, crunch times, violent sport, violent sports, substitute, substitutes, secret weapon, secret weapons, hockey player, hockey players, hockey game, hockey games, coach, coaches, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Use a hockey stick – make it look like a game."
'OK. Let's see your slapshot.'
'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'
"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."
All three little pigs played hockey, but only the pig with the hockey stick made of brick made it to the NHL.
'Well, there is no chair, Mr, Smith, because I am a holistic dentist, I use natural methods to extract teeth without drugs such as Novocain,'
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"Until you complete your training, you'll have to be content with just knocking a few teeth out."
Hockey stick with a mace on the end.
His Other Shtick
'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'
I love hockey!
'How long have you felt this need to protect the net'
'What gives you the feeling I'm a cherry picker?'
'I call that check my 'Pancake Special'.'
101 uses of a dead cat: ice hockey stick.
Grim Reapers playing hockey.
Someone may try to pull your leg this afternoon.
"I told you if you used hockey sticks, you'd end up with a face-off in the corner."
Tags:face off, face-off, face offs, face-offs, snowmen, snowman, snow figure, snow person, hockey stick, hockey sticks, hockey player, hockey players, hockey game, hockey games, hockey match, hockey matches, kid, kids, childhood, childhoods, wintertime, winter time, winter sport, extreme sport extreme sports