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"I've stopped looking for work, which, I believe, helps the economic numbers."
Tags:unemployed, unemployment, unemployment figures, looking for work, job hunting, job hunt, job hunts, looking for jobs, job search, job searching, job seeker, job seekers, job seeking, massaging the figures, out of employment figures, data, data manipulation, economic figures, economic numbers, unemplyment numbers, given up, give up
"Two English-speaking people to do cooking and all housework on South Carolina plantation October through May. References required. Must like dogs."
Tags:job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, job application, job applications, candidate, candidates, job seeker, job seekers, job seeking, job hunter, job hunters, job hunting, job hunt, job hunts, servant, servants, housework, household, households, domestic, domestics, worker, workers, domestic worker, domestic workers
"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."
"Qualifications? Hello! I've only spent the last six years running a huge multinational ferris wheel."
Men Looking for Work
Tags:men at work, sign, signs, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, construction, construction sign, construction signs, road sign, road signs, job hunt, job hunts, job hunting, look for work, looking for work, unemployed, unemployment, unemployment line, unemployment lines, recession, recessions, economic recession, economic recessions
'...the job is so much harder when you don't know what you are doing.'
'Thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you as soon as we lower our expectations.'
The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Gets A Job
Tags:comic book, comic books, comic, comics, narrative, narratives, quack quack, duck, ducks, diary, diaries, journal, journals, childrens book, children's book, childrens books, children's books, satire, satires, satirical, pseudo, weep, weeps, cry, cries, job hunt, job hunts, job hunting, fire, fired
We're trying a new interview technique. It's called "laddering".
Tags:ladder, ladders, interview, interviews, interviewing, interviewer, interviewers, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, technique, techniques, daunt, daunting, daunted, nerve, nervous, nervousness, job interview, job interviews, job interviewer, job interviewers, job hunt, job hunts, job hunting, new technique, new techniques
Opp'y of a Lifetime
"I can start Monday - but I'll need to leave early. I have another job interview that day at 3:15."
Tags:technology, technologies, phone, phones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, laptop, laptops, job hunt, job hunts, job hunters, job hunting, snark, website, websites, internet, broadband, wifi, wireless, obselete, out of date, absent, missing, stare, stares, staring, hollow, empty, virtual reality, fake reality
'There's a full and a part, but I'm looking for a no-time job.'
"It's a drone that locates high paying job openings. Desperation is the mother of invention."
Tags:drone, drones, job, jobs, job hunt, job hunts, job search, job searches, job searching, high paying job, high paying jobs, well paying job, well paying jobs, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, desperate, desperation, income gap, income gaps, low income, low incomes, high income, high incomes, wage, wages, salary, salaries
"I see here on your resume you're my daughter's husband."
Tags:resume, resumes, job, jobs, job hunt, job hunting, job hunts, nepotism, nepotist, nepotists, hire, hires, hired, hiring, interview, interviews, interviewed, interviewing, interviewee, interviewer, qualify, qualification, qualifications, qualified, qualifies, qualify, qualifying, cheat the system, cheats the system, cheated the system, cheating the system, recruitment, recruitments, recruited, recruitment officer, recruitment officers, arrogant, arrogance
'You're not at all qualified. Thanks for coming in and wasting my time. We'll let you know by the end of the week.'
"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."
Tags:resume, resumes, cv, job search, job searches, job hunter, job hunters, job hunting, job hunt, job hunts, kid, kids, it skill, it skills, job, jobs, employment, job website, job websites, internet, job candidate, job candidates, job application, job applications, father, fathers, generation gap, it support
"Every 'no' brings me closer to another 'no'."
Tags:unemployment, unemployed, look for work, looking for work, job hunt, job hunts, fruitless, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections, job market, job markets, job search, job searches, bounce back, bounces back, bouncing back, resume, resumes, confidence, lack of confidence, no, long-term unemployment
"The job will demand a touch of crazy, but no experience is necessary...we'll train you!"
"What can you do that my smartphone can't?"
Tags:smartphone, apps, versatility, hiring, personnel, qualifications, job hunting, multi-talented, multi-task, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, skill, skills, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, application, applications, automation, hiring officer, hiring officers, personnel department, personnel, job hunts
"If we were at work... We'd be at lunch now."
"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."
"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!"
Tags:bear, bears, grizzly, grizzlies, hibernation, hibernate, hibernates, hibernating, alarm clock, alarm clocks, vacation time, holiday time, vacation hours, holiday hours, annual leave, job, jobs, employment, finding employment, job hunt, flexible hours, job hunting, job hunts, finding a job, job finder, job finders, unemployment, seasonal employment, seasonal work
Graduation cap is oversized compared to the number of jobs.
Tags:graduates, college grad, college grads, college degree, college degrees, job, jobs, graduation, available jobs, job market, job markets, bachelor's degree, bachelors degrees, bachelors degree, bachelor's degrees, ba, ma, phd, job availability, employment rate, employment rates, useless degree, useless degrees, qualification, qualifications, qualify, qualifies, job hunt, job hunts
"...and what line of work are you not in?"