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"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."
"We're down to two potential hires: you and an efficiency algorithm on a Malaysian server barge."
"Tom, it's come to my attention that you're trolling for a better job, using your company computer."
"I'm sorry, but I can't hire you. I typed your name in on a search engine, and lazy, selfish, and unmotivated were the categories that came up."
At last he was ready to plug into online job search.
Graduation is scary in this job market.
'Make your wishes, but I can't promise anything regarding jobs.'
"I can't go job hunting. I don't have a permit."
"Mr. Kennings was going to interview you for the job, until he heard you actually wanted to get paid."
"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."
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"Thanks for the 'Good luck on your new job search' card. Bust I wasn't aware I was looking for a new job."
'Your accomplishments speak for themselves, Mr. Fowler - I just don't like all of the foul language they're using.'
"I can start Monday - but I'll need to leave early. I have another job interview that day at 3:15."
"I got the job! Let's celebrate - but not too much. I have to wear this ankle bracelet until I pass the three-month probation."
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'Who's wanted and why does he need help?'
"I'm looking for one of those jobs where actual work is optional."
"It's a drone that locates high paying job openings. Desperation is the mother of invention."
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'We've nothing for bomb disposal, tank driving or parachuting. How does cold calling PPI sound?'
'It's a government position.'
'There are some hoops to jump through...the last one is set on fire.'
'You're not really into this 'looking for a job' thing, are you?'
'Oh, yeah? I bet my father has been out of work longer than your father!'
"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."
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"Every 'no' brings me closer to another 'no'."
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"Why do I want this job? Because I'm really tired of filling out employmemt application forms!!"
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