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"Please, go ahead of me. I've got a better chance of getting the job, anyway."
"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."
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"After a decade of war, are you still experiencing tough times & nightmarish stress?"
"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."
"I got fired, too. Apparently, the world needs only so many giraffes."
"So that's agreed then, we don't need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment practices!"
"When the boss said I was 'really going places' I didn't know she meant I was fired!"
"H. Ross Perot and me. Now, that would be a balanced ticket!"
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"I see myself in a position where mediocrity is rewarded."
"There are several openings if you're willing to cross over to the dark side."
"Look at the bright side - employment for thousands trying to clean it up."
Tags:oil rig, oil rigs, offshore oil rig, offshore oil rigs, pollute, pollutes, pollution, oil spill, oil spills, bright side, bright sides, silver lining, silver linings, glass half full, employment, employment opportunity, employment opportunities, clean up, clean ups, cleaning up, job opportunity, job opportunities, ocean pollution, disaster capitalism
"At least perpetual war means we'll always have a job."
"They want to let women in here and minorities."
Tags:minority, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, equal rights, equal opportunity, equal opportunities, equality, rights, rich, wealthy, exclusive, exclusivity, exclusiveness, minority group, minority groups, employment opportunity, employment opportunities, sexism, discrimination, prejudice, prejudices, white male privilege
"Someday I'll even things up by getting a job where I'm totally underqualified."
"I've been looking for a job myself."
"Note to self: contact employment agency - regarding boxing careers."
Tags:boxer, boxers, boxing, boxing match, boxing matches, career path, career paths, career, careers, employment agency, employment agencies, employment opportunity, employment opportunities, packaging, packaging factory, packaging factories, job opportunity, job opportunities, career path, career paths
"As it turns out, we have an opening at one of our small branch campuses."
Director - Fair Employment Commission
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"Originally I was resting before I was between engagements... I'm out of work now and next month I'll be counted as unemployed."
"I just lost my job, I don't suppose anyone has left one behind?"
"Don't look so smug - you only got the job because we can't be seen to be discriminating against the living."
Tags:grim reaper, reapers, reaper, grim reapers, grim, grims, angel of death, embodiment of death, discriminatory practices, discriminatory practice, discrimination, discriminations, prejudice, prejudices, prejudiced, racism, employment opportunity, employment opportunities, employee, employees, equal opportunity, equal opportunities
"Aha! A rare sighting of the employed graduate."
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"Don't bother replying. That's YOUR job being advertised."
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Parents, Please Don't Name Your Son 'Boxcar'.