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'I'm looking for a temp job to fill the gap between my indictment and incarceration.'
'We're TRYING to find you a job, but you fall into that difficult 18 to 65 age group!'
Career Advisor: 'I wish you'd come to me sooner!'
"I remember we used to talk in the staff room about Unions, and what the point of membership was..."
"That's it, deep fried or mashed. Do you want a job or not?"
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'Oh I'm a team player alright: I am an expert at blending in...'
'I'm prepared to do something different as long as it offers me the same 364 days off a year.'
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Job Centre: 'Closed Due to Staff Shortage.'
"As a politician, I was a flip-flopper. So a job at a hedge fund would be perfect for me."
Employment - 'I've tried public and private. Got any other sectors?'
"You have no experience, skills or talent. I'm afraif we can only place you on a reality TV show, which will lead to wealth and fame."
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'I'm afraid all I can offer you is 20 minutes on the Jeremy Kyle show.'
"Ideally, I'd like a work environment that's flip-flop friendly."
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Unemployment office: Dec. 26th.
"Wow! Good news - the line is getting shorter!"
"Seems like we're always the first to get the blame when crime rises."
"I never thought when I went to that job fair..."
"I've got to be honest. It's going to be hard to find you a position that offers 40 days of personal time."
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"To show we're not all bad, the company is giving all laid off employees a GPS device to help them find the unemployment office."
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'Got any rugby jobs?'
Woman applying for a job in the oil business.
'Congratulations-after 25 years we've found you a job in a gold watch factory!'
'Good news. David has decided to look for a job.'
"Sorry...right out of coastguard jobs at the moment. Not even one on the horizon."
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