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'How are the job opportunities here tonight?'
'So. . .why do you want to work for us?'
'We have an opening for a part-time intern, which could lead to a full-time unpaid internship.'
"Great! Several positions just opened up."
"I loved my last job. There just wasn't much opportunity for growth."
"We've got a vacancy for a church mouse, if you're interested?"
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'There's a big, wide, wonderful world of opportunity out there, Figgins, and I can't bear to keep you from it for another minute.'
Ralph's Transmission: Now Hiring All Shifts.
"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"
"I got fired, too. Apparently, the world needs only so many giraffes."
"With luck a few years volunteering should set you up with a decent chance of getting an unpaid internship!"
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"These are the people I hate dealing with...buried in debt unsure about their futures, no hopes or prospects."
"I'm sorry, but there is no more fast lane. We all live on the median now."
'There are probably hundreds of people out there who could have the job but I think we've got the right person.'
'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'
"It's not nepotism if I'm the best son for the job."
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'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'
'In the kitchen of opportunity, using the utensils of education and the ingredients of knowledge, you will produce a feast of achievement and the sweet aroma of success will waft throughout the restaurant of your life.'
'I'm sorry the post of 'gay best friend' has been taken.'
'Who's wanted and why does he need help?'
"I'm really excited about this opportunity, but I'm hoping there's room to negotiate the title? What about 'Rise-to-the-Occasion-Mary', or 'Cool-Under-Pressure-Mary'?"
Chalk outline artist looking for work.
Bob took his job hunting very seriously.
"Has it occurred to anyone that the economy might improve if we outsourced the government?"